![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:30 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Apparently this traffic cheating, bird flipping Civic driver doesn’t know the meaning of the phrase, “Quit while you’re ahead.”
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I thought Canadians were friendly.
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I love when assholes who are 100% unequivocally in the wrong, get mad at you for doing absolutely nothing wrong.
Really brightens my day...like the white hot rage of a 1,000 stars.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:40 |
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I live in Maine where many Canadians like to vacation. I have never thought this about Canadians.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:40 |
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“It’s your fucking fault motherfucker” The stupid is strong with this one... haha
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:42 |
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LOL I went to highschool with the dick in the Civic.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:43 |
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“This is your fucking fault, motherfucker! YOUR fault!”
LOL, no. Not even a little bit.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:44 |
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That guy wasn’t Canadian. He was from #civicnation.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:45 |
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Kudos to the driver for turning his dashcam. Without his bravery and quick thinking none of this would have been possible.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:45 |
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Some people just travel through life and “never do anything wrong” and it’s “always someone else’s fault”.
My brother in law is one of those people, it’s a huge pain in the ass.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:45 |
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Most of us are, but this person has the losing combination of being a fuck and being stupid. A stupid fuck, if you will: it's an affliction that knows no borders.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:46 |
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4/5
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:48 |
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I like how the guy filming sped up so the douche in the civic couldn’t get over. Neither of these people should be driving.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:48 |
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Did this surprise you?
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:51 |
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Not one bit, he’s always been a bit of an ape with self entitlement and a slow brain.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:53 |
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Beautiful state. Went there on vacation when I was a kid with my family through NY, VT, NH and ME. No surprise it feels very Canadian in that area, to a Canadian at least. 8/10 would visit again.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:55 |
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Your monopoly money is always welcomed bub.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 11:59 |
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It’s plastic now (polymer, really) and can never be destroyed! So best get used to it.
Also, when will the States switch to plastic Monopoly money? All green, paper bills is the most ridiculous thing ever. Think of all the extra military spending you could do if you weren’t replacing stripper soaked singles all the time!
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:00 |
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Ah yes, the “it’s always someone else’s fault” sociopath.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:01 |
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they’re called sociopaths. many of them end up in the boardroom.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:05 |
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I watched a guy on a bicycle ride straight into the back of a stopped minivan at about 5:00 one afternoon during rush hour. The biker was turned full around and yelling at a city bus to, and I quote, “watch where the fuck you are going!” He shattered a tail light on the minivan when he rode straight into it at speed and got up screaming that it was the bus driver’s fault. A bunch of people were waiting for the bus and after watching the biker holding up everybody’s commute one guy in line yelled out to shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of the way. Being a model citizen and leading by example, the guy grabbed his bike and took off and left the minivan with it’s broken light and non-English speaking owner behind as he was tired of dealing with idiots.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:06 |
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Shows, what you know. We have a bill that is almost exclusively used at strip clubs.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:08 |
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I believe there’s a better chance of a jail cell than a boardroom.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:09 |
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Not gonna lie, I had almost the EXACT same thing happen to me yesterday. Unfortunately, I haven’t put a dashcam in the ’Murlequin.
It was a rusty-ass 3rd-gen Caravan, and the young driver had been leaning over the line for a couple miles to get a good look at how backed up the rush-hour traffic was. He suddenly jumped into the right-turn-only lane and accelerated, which instantly riled me up. There wasn’t even room for him in front of me, only my two-second following distance. I blew my horn and held pace with the Caravan, forcing him to drop back.
Now I like to let a car in front of me when it’s a lane-drop merge situation, but passing in a spot like this? Geez, that isn’t even an option.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:12 |
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Haha right I always forget you have a $1 AND a $2. Also, I’m sure they stay relatively clean at your PG-13 strip clubs.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:33 |
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No.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 12:39 |
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This isn’t one of those “oh, just let the other guy in because his lane is ending” situations.
Yes, the filming driver was probably speeding a little during this encounter; but that’s all I can blame him for. The Civic driver on the other hand needs to go back to driving school and re-earn his license.
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![]() 03/31/2016 at 13:21 |
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“THIS IS YOUR FAULT!” Yup, he certainly forced you to drive in a parking lane, due to HIS poor driving. Have fun with your criminal mischief and reckless driving charges, eh!
![]() 03/31/2016 at 13:47 |
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Ive been saying this for the last few months, but driving tests need to be significantly harder.
![]() 03/31/2016 at 15:00 |
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Born in Bangor, grew up in Orono. Still have distinct memories of the colorful language my dad would use upon spotting a car doing something out of the ordinary (read: dumb) with a set of provincial tags. (No offense intended to the Canadian Oppos, my dad hates people, hates shopping, hates traffic, hates lousy drivers, and has a colorful vocabulary, so Christmas was generally a loss for him and a huge hilarious win for me as a kid).
![]() 03/31/2016 at 15:11 |
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If it makes you feel better they were mostly Quebecois which no one likes.
![]() 04/01/2016 at 07:24 |
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dashcam was worth every cent with that video!